How I Went From Santagnostic to Santatheist

Long long ago, I mean way long ago, I was a kid. I noticed that a lot of the kids (long ago kids) believed in Santa. I wasn’t absolutely convinced about this Santa thing, you see, I was a Santagnostic.

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December 23rd, 2008 by admin | No Comments »

How about a Carcinogen Tax?

I was just researching along and discovered an astounding fact: 1/2 a million people die in America each year from cancer. I thought it was something like driving – 50,000. Youch! Its not 50,000. Its 500 and 50 thousand!

I have decided WE need to do something about this.

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December 11th, 2008 by admin | No Comments »

How To Get Rid of a Cold

I have come down with a cold. Over the years I have found some tricks to get rid of colds. At least they work for me. Scientific or not here they are.

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December 3rd, 2008 by admin | 1 Comment »

How To Get Rid of Blackberries

The Himalayan blackberry (scientific name Rubus Armdandangerous Cussanswearbush) is an invasive species which has distributed itself across the united states and canada and wherever else the birds will drop it, in a pattern loosely following the distribution of western red and blue states and provinces (it prefers blue over red). Read more…

November 28th, 2008 by admin | No Comments »

How To Simplify Politics

Yes, world politics is very complicated isn’t it?  Generally speaking where there is complexity there are problems and then more problems.  And where there is simplicity there are solutions and the problems just kind of slither off.  By the way problems don’t just happen by them selves, they are caused - caused by problematic people.  It is they who are the aforementioned slitherers.  A problematic person is someone who causes more problems than they solve.  A solvematic person is someone who solves more problems than they cause.  And I know the word solvematic doesn’t really exist but I think it should, because we need more solvematic people - especially solvematic politicians.  It may be too early to tell but I’m hopeful that Barack Obama is solvematic.

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November 26th, 2008 by admin | No Comments »

Hello Blogosphere.

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I’m Lon Jones with TheLonReport, launched on this day in the year 15 AB (Anno Bloglobus (i.e. in the year of our blogosphere (please contact the Vatican for proper pronunciation))). The LonReport could report on just about anything, so all you typecasters out there, don’t be surprised if I wiggle out of the mold every now and then. Read more…

November 24th, 2008 by admin | No Comments »